How to punish a monkey

Evening all! You all know what day it is - that's right, it's Blogger Thursday! Yep, its that time of the week again at which we feel obligated to update our blogs because why the monkey not?!

Some of you may have been wondering, "What's with Monkey Punisher?" Well, in answer to that, not much at all really. One of my few skills is PC building. So one day, many many moon cycles ago, this high school physics teacher asked me to build a pc for him. I complied.
One of the things he wanted me to do after I put it together was to install some software onto it. It just so happened that a few of the programs needed me to create a user for them; I may have been high on sugar or something when I was doing it, I was kinda hypo, so instead of ringing him I took the initiative and told the pc


Sup, I'm Monkey Punisher, and that
Yes, I would like to continue, and
Yes, I am sure, and
No, I didn't just escape from rehab.

Come to think of it it was a star wars game I was installing so I was probably thinking of naughty wookies, and of course, what else do you do to naughty wookies but punish them. And monkeys are fairly close to wookies. I reckon anyway. This is just a guess of how my thought processes progressed, it was ages ago and I don't fully remember every single detail. Sorry. Sorry for not being Einstein. Goodness.