Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Meanwhile in Queensland...

Meanwhile in Queensland...




Derp.

'Fo defs.

Pre-match pumped'ness


Meanwhile in outback QLD...

Yep, just testing the glass! It works!

(click on image) Local QLD army training

(click on image) Spot the Queenslander

(Click on image) They were born this way :D


 

 However, in NSW,


 
BLUES!!! GET PUMPED!!
  

Now now Charles, we shouldn't really laugh at 'em...

Not much to say for the next couple, just,
Only in NSW.

 
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Sunday, March 6, 2011

How to punish a monkey

Evening all! You all know what day it is - that's right, it's Blogger Thursday! Yep, its that time of the week again at which we feel obligated to update our blogs because why the monkey not?!

Some of you may have been wondering, "What's with Monkey Punisher?" Well, in answer to that, not much at all really. One of my few skills is PC building. So one day, many many moon cycles ago, this high school physics teacher asked me to build a pc for him. I complied.
One of the things he wanted me to do after I put it together was to install some software onto it. It just so happened that a few of the programs needed me to create a user for them; I may have been high on sugar or something when I was doing it, I was kinda hypo, so instead of ringing him I took the initiative and told the pc


Sup, I'm Monkey Punisher, and that
Yes, I would like to continue, and
Yes, I am sure, and
No, I didn't just escape from rehab.

Come to think of it it was a star wars game I was installing so I was probably thinking of naughty wookies, and of course, what else do you do to naughty wookies but punish them. And monkeys are fairly close to wookies. I reckon anyway. This is just a guess of how my thought processes progressed, it was ages ago and I don't fully remember every single detail. Sorry. Sorry for not being Einstein. Goodness.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

The spectacular debut of the.Blorody


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Bradley?! Got a blog?!

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Yes alright pick up your jaw off the ground and let me explain.

As you all very well know, I hate blogs. So, I thought to myself, how can I express this dislike to the world? I was stumped... 'till 5 minutes ago when this cunning cheeky idea popped into my head. I'll Blog about it. Woooo!!

So I hurriedly thought of a witty name (blog+parody=blorody, geddit? Oh come on.) And set out to punish some monkeys. (You may wonder what punishing monkeys has got to do with anything, but as I didn't think of anything witty to say about that by the time I finished typing this sentence you'll just have ta keep wondering. We'll go into that at a later date. Also, the monkeys will be a recurring topic, just like with the NBN and the government. And unlike disinfected zeppelin propellers, which coincidentally won't be a recurring topic. =[)

Anyway, I'm afraid I've run out of time, so this will have to do. (You know, it just occurred to me that there isn't really anything paradoxical about this post at all. Anyway, you now know why I'm here and why this blog is existing. And all future posts will be of a higher paradoxical degree than this one, hopefully.)

Peace out, my keen reader(s). I will return.

-postscript-
This project is intended entirely as a joke, and I'm not really a hater. I actually enjoy reading other people's blogs; I'm just making fun of the weird breed of bloggers. If offence is taken, grow a sense of humour. ;)