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Bradley?! Got a blog?!
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Yes alright pick up your jaw off the ground and let me explain.
So I hurriedly thought of a witty name (blog+parody=blorody, geddit? Oh come on.) And set out to punish some monkeys. (You may wonder what punishing monkeys has got to do with anything, but as I didn't think of anything witty to say about that by the time I finished typing this sentence you'll just have ta keep wondering. We'll go into that at a later date. Also, the monkeys will be a recurring topic, just like with the NBN and the government. And unlike disinfected zeppelin propellers, which coincidentally won't be a recurring topic. =[)
Anyway, I'm afraid I've run out of time, so this will have to do. (You know, it just occurred to me that there isn't really anything paradoxical about this post at all. Anyway, you now know why I'm here and why this blog is existing. And all future posts will be of a higher paradoxical degree than this one, hopefully.)
Peace out, my keen reader(s). I will return.
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This project is intended entirely as a joke, and I'm not really a hater. I actually enjoy reading other people's blogs; I'm just making fun of the weird breed of bloggers. If offence is taken, grow a sense of humour. ;)
