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Bradley?! Got a blog?!
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Yes alright pick up your jaw off the ground and let me explain.
So I hurriedly thought of a witty name (blog+parody=blorody, geddit? Oh come on.) And set out to punish some monkeys. (You may wonder what punishing monkeys has got to do with anything, but as I didn't think of anything witty to say about that by the time I finished typing this sentence you'll just have ta keep wondering. We'll go into that at a later date. Also, the monkeys will be a recurring topic, just like with the NBN and the government. And unlike disinfected zeppelin propellers, which coincidentally won't be a recurring topic. =[)
Anyway, I'm afraid I've run out of time, so this will have to do. (You know, it just occurred to me that there isn't really anything paradoxical about this post at all. Anyway, you now know why I'm here and why this blog is existing. And all future posts will be of a higher paradoxical degree than this one, hopefully.)
Peace out, my keen reader(s). I will return.
-postscript-
This project is intended entirely as a joke, and I'm not really a hater. I actually enjoy reading other people's blogs; I'm just making fun of the weird breed of bloggers. If offence is taken, grow a sense of humour. ;)
A few things.
ReplyDelete1. You said blog + parody = blarody, but your blog is called blorody?
2. So all those times you were like 'haha. I like reading your blog.' you were actually thinking 'AAARRGGGHHHHH STUPID BLOGS! SO STUPID!!!!'?
3. Blogging about your hate for blogs is like amputating your arm to prove how much you would hate to not have an arm. I'm disappointed in your dedication to your cause.
Clare
xoxo
What how did you even find this?!?! It has only been alive for a matter of hours o.O
ReplyDelete1. I..... don't know. *edit*
2. I intended to put a postscript in there saying that this is entirely a joke and I actually read a number of blogs regularly. It's just poking fun at the weird breed of bloggers.
3. It's just a jooooke miss cynical!
And wow you spoke a whole chunk of text entirely in English o.o
Hotmail updates what people post on both their hotmail profiles and also their msn statuses etc. It was inevitable.
ReplyDelete1. Retard.
2. You didn't answer my question. And how are we bloggers a breed?
3. It IS a challenge. Aber manchmal Deutsch ist zu schwer und ich muss English sprechen. Hoffentlich im Dezember ich werde kein Englisch sprechen. Hoffentlich...
I take the dare.
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:P
You're so lame!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't remember taking that picture of you.
ReplyDeleteYou hate blogs. You think bloggers are weird (not that I disagree there). So what do you do about it? You create a blog. And blog on it. What's more, you blog about BLOGS. Methinks those little monkeys are wreaking some pretty serious havoc in your head...
I'm not lame! And *grins* at the Mini comment :D
ReplyDeleteYour blog makes me laugh. A lot.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't resist adding to your location description- "Chillin' (*adds absent punctuation*) on a raft...a shark nibblin' me toes off (and me legs for that matter).
Sorry. I don't like sharks, you see. It's those dreadful teeth.
Haha awesome man, it's funny though cause I lost interest in this whole blog after about 5.6 seconds :P I guess that in itself is a parody of the crazy dedication bloggers have for their blogs.
DeletePreach it (Big) sister!! I don't like sharks either. For me it's the rough texture of my skin. It doesn't go down well with my sensitive hands.
also...
Who are you?
Who am I? Aha! Now, that IS a question! As a matter of fact, I'm a secret agent....
DeleteJust kidding, actually I'm a friend of your sister's who came across your blog via hers. :)
Er...."The rough texture of my skin doesn't go down well with my sensitive hands....???
ah true... true.
Deletealso, don't you grammar nazi me, me, the hitler of all grammar nazis!!
ReplyDeleteHitler lost the war, you know.
DeleteScore at full time:
DeleteHitler: 6 million
Jews: 1
But that's remarkably bad taste so I'll delete that
DeleteANTI-BLOGGERS UNITE!
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